mii convo with an alien =D

Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.
You:um your welcome

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Of course!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: you shud visit florida um cuz its um hooooot?

Alien: What is your planet like?

you: its kinda round and its have some oceans and theres some flyin things in the air that poop on u when ya not lookin!!

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with each other. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at each other! Why is that?

You: maybe there just racist?

Alien: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

you: um it can be ok.

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: because they're dumb they are distroyin the love!!!

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You: cuz they make you fat

Alien: What do you eat on your planet?

you: rice and chicken

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You: yea lots of people help out like my bestie lizzie shes a vegetarian.