mad libs story #3

Up Close and Personal

Welcome to The Aida Show! Tonight Aida will be interviewing Akon.

Aida: And here's my first guest now. Glad you could join us tonight, Akon. Having you on the show makes me feel shinny!

Akon: It makes me feel shinny, too, Aida! It's huge magenta pimples of you to invite me.

Aida: There's been a lot of tinny racoons talk about your trip to Mexico with Rihanna. In fact, in today's new york times, Stephaney mohamed wrote a column about your trip.

Akon: I read it, but that reporter made up the whole story. Rihanna and I have never even been to Mexico. In fact, we haven't been out of mississippi for 28465452 years.

Aida: Sounds like you were framed.

Akon: That's right. What else would you like to know?

Aida: Is it true that you own more than 74933 kitties?

Akon: I do own kitties, but only two.

Aida: Well folks, we're out of time. Thanks, Akon. I really enjoyed burping with you!

Akon: I enjoyed burping with you, too!

my mad lips story #2

The Sky Is Falling!

Each spring, the sky turns purple. Giant drops of puss fall from the sky. All this puss helps the grass and the zombies to grow, but it can make things really slimy green too.

Some places get so much puss, that rivers shot into the streets. Driving can be tricky when this happens, so some people put special leaves on their cars.

And when the puss is falling, don't forget your empty ketchup bottles. Otherwise, your feet might get skinny long black stuff if you skip in puddles!

After all the puss has fallen, the skies begin to slide. If you are lucky, you might see a huge pencils stretched across the sky.

My mad lips story

For a Limited Time Only!

Hi, I'm Barack Obama, and I want to tell you all about the new spoons.

Have you seen the new spoons? It's fantastic! It will cut them self and limp with no problems at all. To use the spoons, all you need are a few bunnies. Yes, folks, it's that easy.

Tired of always having to grumble? Well, now you can relax and let the crack head spoons do all the work.

Our customers love the spoons!

lady gaga said, “After using the spoons, I'll never go back to using the pringles. Why bother?”

This crack head spoons is available at any store that also sells cooties. For a limited time, we are including a bonus snot ball with each spoons that you purchase. That's right, folks. Buy the spoons and get the snot ball absolutely free!

We are also running a contest. The next 100 people who buy a(n) spoons will be entered in a contest to win a lifetime supply of flowers!

Visit your local mcdonalds and pick up the spoons. Act now, while supplies last!