My mad lips story

For a Limited Time Only!

Hi, I'm Barack Obama, and I want to tell you all about the new spoons.

Have you seen the new spoons? It's fantastic! It will cut them self and limp with no problems at all. To use the spoons, all you need are a few bunnies. Yes, folks, it's that easy.

Tired of always having to grumble? Well, now you can relax and let the crack head spoons do all the work.

Our customers love the spoons!

lady gaga said, “After using the spoons, I'll never go back to using the pringles. Why bother?”

This crack head spoons is available at any store that also sells cooties. For a limited time, we are including a bonus snot ball with each spoons that you purchase. That's right, folks. Buy the spoons and get the snot ball absolutely free!

We are also running a contest. The next 100 people who buy a(n) spoons will be entered in a contest to win a lifetime supply of flowers!

Visit your local mcdonalds and pick up the spoons. Act now, while supplies last!