mii bloggie

mad libs story #3

2010-05-20T07:35:00.000-07:00

Up Close and Personal

Welcome to The Aida Show! Tonight Aida will be interviewing Akon.

Aida: And here's my first guest now. Glad you could join us tonight, Akon. Having you on the show makes me feel shinny!

Akon: It makes me feel shinny, too, Aida! It's huge magenta pimples of you to invite me.

Aida: There's been a lot of tinny racoons talk about your trip to Mexico with Rihanna. In fact, in today's new york times, Stephaney mohamed wrote a column about your trip.

Akon: I read it, but that reporter made up the whole story. Rihanna and I have never even been to Mexico. In fact, we haven't been out of mississippi for 28465452 years.

Aida: Sounds like you were framed.

Akon: That's right. What else would you like to know?

Aida: Is it true that you own more than 74933 kitties?

Akon: I do own kitties, but only two.

Aida: Well folks, we're out of time. Thanks, Akon. I really enjoyed burping with you!

Akon: I enjoyed burping with you, too!

my mad lips story #2

2010-05-20T07:28:00.000-07:00

The Sky Is Falling!

Each spring, the sky turns purple. Giant drops of puss fall from the sky. All this puss helps the grass and the zombies to grow, but it can make things really slimy green too.

Some places get so much puss, that rivers shot into the streets. Driving can be tricky when this happens, so some people put special leaves on their cars.

And when the puss is falling, don't forget your empty ketchup bottles. Otherwise, your feet might get skinny long black stuff if you skip in puddles!

After all the puss has fallen, the skies begin to slide. If you are lucky, you might see a huge pencils stretched across the sky.

My mad lips story

2010-05-20T07:26:00.000-07:00

For a Limited Time Only!

Hi, I'm Barack Obama, and I want to tell you all about the new spoons.

Have you seen the new spoons? It's fantastic! It will cut them self and limp with no problems at all. To use the spoons, all you need are a few bunnies. Yes, folks, it's that easy.

Tired of always having to grumble? Well, now you can relax and let the crack head spoons do all the work.

Our customers love the spoons!

lady gaga said, “After using the spoons, I'll never go back to using the pringles. Why bother?”

This crack head spoons is available at any store that also sells cooties. For a limited time, we are including a bonus snot ball with each spoons that you purchase. That's right, folks. Buy the spoons and get the snot ball absolutely free!

We are also running a contest. The next 100 people who buy a(n) spoons will be entered in a contest to win a lifetime supply of flowers!

Visit your local mcdonalds and pick up the spoons. Act now, while supplies last!

Distraction

2010-04-08T07:19:00.000-07:00

a) Are you someone who normally listens to music while studying? Why or why not?
Yes! to me it helps me concentrait because it blocks out other noises. i just think its better for me to listen to my favorite song then other people talking or making some annoying sound.

b) During the Techbrarian Distraction Test was there any type of music that distracted you more than others? If so, explain why.
No. they were all okay but the last one with people wispering was really annoyin. i think that one was the most distracting to me.
c) How do you think you would have done on the test if there were math problems instead of a story?
i think it would be the same. hmm... maybe it would be a little harder but not because of the music.

*** EXTRA CREDIT (10 POINTS!) : Explain at least three ways you could change the Techbrarian Distraction Test to make it more like real life. Describe how each change might effect the results. For example, what would have happened if I added an instant message window on the side of the test?
i think would be like real life if:
you had someones's cellphone ringing.
you put someone stting next to you talking to you.
you put someone randomly make a lot of noise.
i think if you would add all of this then itwould be just like a regular class in real life. this would be distracting.
if you put an instant message window on the side then it would be a ittle distracting. but not as mush as a loud class. =)

BANN THE BOTTLED WATER!!

2010-03-23T09:37:00.000-07:00

1) Is bottled water cleaner and tastier than tap? Explain.

No!! it's not! Bottled water is not anything close to tap water. Bottle water is really bad for the invierment. bottle water uses oil to make the bottles we drink out of. they use as much oil as 1,000,000 cars!

2) How is bottled water made? Where does it go after you throw the bottle away?

They make bottle water in factories. They also use oil to make the plastic bottles. When we are finished with the bottles we recycle them or just throw them out. 1 place where out thrown out bottles go is in India. The U.S. pays other countries a lot of money to put out trash there and not here.

3) What can you do to help solve the bottled water problem?

I could tell a lot of people i know to boycott buying bottled water and use regular tap water instead!! ;-)

!!!!PIERCINGSS!!!

2010-03-19T11:34:00.000-07:00

1. What were the most interesting parts in this documentary?

I think that what the people that were being interviewed had to say was interesting.

2. Name at least three reasons why people get pierces.

1) its what they want to do.

2) it looks cool

3) they want to show off what they got!

3. Do different pierces say different things about people? For example, does having your ears pierced say something different then having an eyebrow ring?

i think sometimes different pierces mean different stuff. like some people say that if a guy has his ears pierced then he's gay.

4. Is there such a thing as too many pierces?

i think there is such thing. when they put 2 manny then people just look plain ugly! but some look kewll!

ReMoTe CONTOL Warr!!!!!

2010-03-19T11:23:00.000-07:00

1. How is fighting an enemy with predator drones different from fighting hand-to-hand combat? How is it similar?

Fighting the enemy with predator drones is different then fighting hand-to-hand combat because this way you don't get hurt, only your enemy. i like it this way because less people will die and they could go home to their families. it's similar because you are still killing people and i think war it really bad...

2. Is fair to fight with predator drones when your enemy doesn’t have that technology?

I dont think is fair but someone has to win this war sooner or later.

3. Would you be interested in flying predator drones for the military? Why or why not?

No! i wouldn't be interested in flying a predator drone for the military. I don't like killing people i think is bad...

GAMING ADDICTIONS!!

2010-02-25T07:28:00.000-08:00

1. Do you think it’s possible to be addicted to gaming? Why or why not?
I do think its possible that people can be addicted to games. some times i play for a while but i don't play for that long because after a while my eyes start t burn and when i blink they start to water. i think i serous and i don't think people should be playing for that long.

2. What happens in treatment centers for gaming addiction in South Korea?
in south Korea they teach the kids to live normal lives without so much video games. this treatment center is free to help addicted gamer kids.

3. What were some differences you noticed between American culture and south Korean culture?
the Koreans sit on the floor to eat on very short tabels that look kind of like coffee tabels. the have a lot of places in the city that you can get internet access any time of day. and i think they use the computer a lot more then we do in the united states.

dirty water

2010-02-09T11:36:00.000-08:00

a) Name one way water sources become contaminated (dirty) in 3rd world countries?
Water sources can become dirty by people pooping around the water sources and the poop tavels through the dirt in the ground and mixes into the clean water which contaminates it.

b) What are the dangers of water contamination?
the dangers of water contamination is gettin diraria and worms that grow in your body that ends up killing you!

c) Describe (in your own words) an invention that can save people from drinking contaminated water?
1 invention is water filters that can clean your water and is safer to drink.

d) Why do you think everyone in 3rd world countries do not have these inventions?
i think they dont have this because tthey are really poor

faces where they shouldn’t be

2010-02-09T11:20:00.000-08:00

cyberbullies...

2010-01-26T11:38:00.000-08:00

cyberbullies,
hear my cry!
i hope you suffer
i hope die!
see what you have done to my son!
I'm so mad i hope you get crushed
by something that's 100 tons!

cyberbullies,
the devil runs in through your veins
like hared flames!

cyberbullies,
All i want is you take the blame
for all the pain
you through at my son in vain!
...Don't complain
are you insane
for sure your to blame!

cyberbullies,
you took his life
so fast like the spring rain
or a coming train

cyberbullies,
hear my cry!

The aids game!!

2009-12-09T17:54:00.000-08:00

1. What is this game about?

this game was about a person and you have to choose wat they do or say and while you play this game gives yopu some advise about sex and aids and hiv.

2. Explain some of the choices you made and what happened as a result?

i played a few times makein some different choices to see wat the outcome would be.

3. Why is a game like this important?

games like this is important because they teach you about sex and stuffy stuff

click HERE to play this game

wat is scary 2 meh?

2009-12-09T17:32:00.000-08:00

umm humm wats scary to mii

spiters

bugs that suck out ur BLOOD!!

the dark sometimes lolxz but only if i just saw a scary movie which by da way i l-o-v-e!! <3

dieing

growing old

life

no internet service =o

im scared of my stepmother when she puts on a face mask when she comes of the shower

man eatin chikens and....

moldy foods mmm yummy NOT!!!

well i told yuh wat im scard of now um... have a nice day!

R BELLA and EDWARD in an abusive relationship??? =o

2009-12-07T07:58:00.000-08:00

i dont think edward and Bella r in an abusive relationsip because they both love each other. & if you think Edwards abusive by throwin Bella into that cuz Jasper waz about to eat her its not , he waz just tryin 2 protect her. Edward onliee left Bela cuz he didnt want he 2 get hurt anymore by him... it waz a stupid thing to do while other amps r out tryin 2 kill Bella but at least he was tryin

anyways if Bella reallt felt abused she could alwazys go out with jacob! heehee i kno i would!

xtra credit scribble wall

2009-12-03T10:51:00.000-08:00

1) What does this mean?

it dosent mean anything . its just a scrible line thing.

2) Where have you seen this happening?

in the halways of ps.188. im ashamed of this =(

3) Why is it important to fight against this?

so our skool wont look like garbage.

mii convo with an alien =D

2009-12-03T10:26:00.000-08:00

Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.
You:um your welcome

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Of course!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: you shud visit florida um cuz its um hooooot?

Alien: What is your planet like?

you: its kinda round and its have some oceans and theres some flyin things in the air that poop on u when ya not lookin!!

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with each other. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at each other! Why is that?

You: maybe there just racist?

Alien: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

you: um it can be ok.

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: because they're dumb they are distroyin the love!!!

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You: cuz they make you fat

Alien: What do you eat on your planet?

you: rice and chicken

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You: yea lots of people help out like my bestie lizzie shes a vegetarian.